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Attila Markus: Dear Ally,I do appreciate you and want to help you, check this out:http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=world+without+cancer&emb=0&aq=f#I do hope I am not the first and only one that shows you there IS a way out. I personally know people who live a HEALTHY life now after cancer. Watch this all the way to the end of the film.Let me know,Attila Markus

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Monday, August 25th 2008

9:14 AM

They're Just Not That Into Me

Ok everyone, the show was awesome, I was hot and none of my ex's came to heckle me or ask me for bus money.I was disappointed. If I had sold three more seats, I would have had a sold out run, but there was an old woman who took a nap and used up those extra seats, so yes, I had a SOLD OUT RUN!

The show was a  45 minute stand up/ storytelling routine about the past year of my life. Last summer I got dumped and went through a 12 step program of getting rid of dating wankers. Some of the most memorable steps are " getting drunk" "rebound sex" and the one I'm most proud of....."stalking".
FFWD magazine called my show " an absolute riot and funny all the way through".

I can't believe a year ago I cried so much my neighbors sent a compliant about my winy dog to the condo board.One year later,I'm able to look back and laugh.

What struck me the most is how many people the show resonated with. I spoke to many people afterwards who said to me that it was like watching themselves up there, that I made them feel that they weren't alone.Ya ,but did your date not show up tonight because he couldn't afford bus fare? I didn't think so! ( true story people. Boy, have I grown).

So I want to thank everyone who came out and laughed with me or at me, or just fell asleep. I also want to thank Tanya, Amanda, Janet, Greg, Kevin, and all the people that have helped my bring my story to life. And most of all, thanks to all the wankers I have dated that made me realize for myself, that I am one awesome babe, and you're not worthy of a sex machine like me!!

If you didn't see the show, it will run again in November as part of a Sex and The City Festival featuring strip fit by Carrie Schiffler.Stay tuned for show dates and times.
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Posted by Janet St.Germain:

Two Thumbs up!! As always, I love watching things come to life, whether it be one of your ideas or even a room you walk into. Like the mayor did...I saw him check you out over his butter chicken at the buffet last week. Life is never boring when Ally is in yours...Luv you!
Monday, September 1st 2008 @ 10:33 PM

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